Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
