Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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