I'm really into asian looking animals
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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