love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
it's great music for shaving your balls
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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