In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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