his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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