Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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