: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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