Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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