butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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