This dress was meant to end up on your floor
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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