Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Jerry, you need to find god

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.

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(313): View more from Michigan

is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit

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(314): View more from Missouri

sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire

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(406): View more from Montana

I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂

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