its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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