p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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