i jhust puked up my retainher.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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