O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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