There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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