U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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