I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I want to be your penis for a week.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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