Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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