I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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