insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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