Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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