Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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