Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Randomize