like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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