: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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