I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
What a fucking waste of an outfit
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
