What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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