my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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