Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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