you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i just made my gag reflex go away.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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