...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
