this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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