i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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