just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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