I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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