ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
