On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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