Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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