Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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