i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I wish I only lived at night.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
ttyl tear gas
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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