these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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