google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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