Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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