did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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