Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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