It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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