Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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