at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Randomize