What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
