Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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