Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My vagina just clenched in fear
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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