You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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