i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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