I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
