i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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